seventhbrother:

An excerpt from my journal when I was seventeen:

“I have to poop so bad. But I don’t want to poop at school. Probably cause I ate a lot this morning. I had blueberry muffin miniwheats. They’re so good. I wish I could be a chef, but I’m not very good at cooking. So maybe I could be a food critic, but you still have to have experience in food. I have to poop so bad! I think I see a booger on the desk. Grossos! No, don’t stabbos! Ohhh, hurtos. All I can think about is taking this dump.”

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