“So what if I’m in love with Tom Hanks? Wanna start something? Wanna take this offline?” 22 January 2006

“Have gone school supply crazy. Also have written many poems. Feel artsy. Hair is poofy.” 22 Jan 2006

“Weezer was on VH1 Classic about ten minutes ago, that made me happy.” 8 Jan 06

“Got bored about twenty minutes into the State of the Union address, could deduct that the union was in deep shit without help, changed channel.” 1 Feb 06

“then we watched Grease in class, and didn’t have to go to sixth period until we only had about half-an-hour left. oh man, orchestra was wild.” 3 Feb 06

“mrs. dalloway HAD NO CHAPTERS” 3 Feb 06

“I’m going to make a Grey’s Anatomy collage!” 5 Feb 06

“I HAVE LEGGINGS” 11 Feb 06

“i read “proton” on a science test today, and i thought it said “porn” and i could not stop laughing. i am so corrupted.” 15 Feb 06

“But he is my friend. And if he asks me out, and I say yes, our friendship will be ruined.” 22 Feb 06 [totally on to something here - and he did ask me out and i did say yes]

“I sense drama. Two of my friends like each other. Everyone is expecting them to go out, yet they’re not because they’re both wondering what all the rest of us will think”

“Parties suck and are dumb.”

“Medieval Fair is tomorrow and I don’t even know if I want to go.”

“ I GET MY BRACES OFF IN THREE WEEKS. ”

“Today was a very boring day. Spent most of it on myspace talking with my friends”

“If we were on Grey’s Anatomy, he would be George and I would be Meredith”

AND SHIT STARTS TO GET SERIOUS AROUND APRIL

“and just apologizing to you randomly before lunch is not enough to really tell you how i feel”

“i just saw goatse.”

“and i use the word “cunt” a few times”

—HIGH-SCHOOL YEARS—

“Then my best friend’s mom and I danced to the Electric Slide out in the middle of the dance floor”

“I would like to say I’m prepared to be a freshman, but I still have the same mindset I left eighth grade in.”

“ I have new friends and we can listen to our iPods in homeroom”

“I liked someone, he likes me, I don’t like him anymore, I like someone else, he is dating someone else, but is my friend and burned me an original bootleg SMiLE and yeah.”

“i am at ym freiend alexis house

i am s dyrnk
i had many teguikas
shes makign em coffi cause i am sober
i eman she is?
she made ime coffe fo rs subober
so ia mn to drunk”

“AND THEN we went to Steak ‘n’ Shake”