Have you ever had a poop so painful you wanted to rap about it

notveryraven:

(via Morgan like weeks ago)

hey drop the beat ‘cause I’m on the bowl

it’s ya boy AK comin’ through with soul

got a dump in my rump and I’m tryna squeeze it

guess I should just chew better when I’m eatin’ them Cheez-Its

but this shit is so rough, feels like I ate straight diamond

ain’t even got a cunt and it’s tearin’ my hymen,

y’all can’t step up in my stall ‘cause you know that I locked her

can you please place a call ‘cause I’m gonna need a doctor

tired of that ‘hood shit, just want a good shit

this is slicin’ up my ass so bad I’m ‘bout to lose it

so I hope we finish quick ‘cause this shit just ain’t cool

the only Bloods I care about are in my stool

oh

my

god

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