February 2012
4 tags
things i remind myself of when i feel shitty about myself
one time a table left me a $90 cash tip on a $160 meal
4 tags
Watch“norway” by beach house
faancypaants asked: You're so hot, I NEED to get my ass to a Florida Kilos show.<3
1 tag
shit your mom said when i was fucking her in her ass last night
dongcity:
thatssufficientlyraven replied to your video: This is on my computer for some reason? I use my…
like schoolhouse rock like how “figure 8” was in the squid and the whale
Yeah. I want to make a 30s gangster movie with the chicken dance playing after a carbomb goes off.
ok can i be in that one
cashcrab:
DJ Does Anyone Remember That Kid’s Show Franklin
omg
butts
sam, our movie will be about
butts
kristina
i can’t find my phone want to get coffee
dongcity asked: I wanna make a movie
not pregnant! just need to figure out what’s wrong with me, then
whoa whoa whoa did anyone else catch that NO ANMALS WERE HARMED (R) at the end
hahahahahahhhahah
Writing an updated version of Lolita where Humbert...
dingraha:
Gold-Stan-dard: the tongue taking a trip of three steps down the palate to tap, at three, above the teeth. Gold. Stan. Dard.
oh my god
the artist? ok
they just wanted the novelty of like oh a silent film won
at least it wasn’t extremely loud and incredible close or the help
why are you dumb idiots clapping for the help
i would rather see anything else win at all
avatar
i’d rather see avatar win
it didn’t even come out last year
im emma stone and im not really gonna act someones just gonna do my hair all shitty and im going to use this inaccurate and shoddy accent
tom cruise
really
oh my god meryl oh my god i screamed
holy shit holy god
meryl.
YOUFUCKINGDIDIT
and your words to your husband oh my god meryl
OHMYGODMERYL
5 tags
MERYL
meryl
viola davis crying in movies
laurakvstheworld:
thatssufficientlyraven:
laurakvstheworld:
thatssufficientlyraven:
in that room at the oscars like think about it okay
there are so many people there
there is at least one person in that room who has murdered someone in cold blood
it was matthew broderick
no you guys im serious!!!!!
ryan I’m being completely serious
matthew broderick killed a guy
holy shit youre...
i only like the oscars for the commercials
laurakvstheworld:
thatssufficientlyraven:
in that room at the oscars like think about it okay
there are so many people there
there is at least one person in that room who has murdered someone in cold blood
it was matthew broderick
no you guys im serious!!!!!
it’s so fucking weird to see brad and angelina interact
they’re so famous
and they know it
all these people who have won oscars “oh my god gary! oh my god, you haven’t won an oscar?? lol i thought you were nominated before! you haven’t been? oh my GOD!”
what dicks
in that room at the oscars like think about it okay
there are so many people there
there is at least one person in that room who has murdered someone in cold blood
look at jonah hill pretending he’s human now
kristina you still wanna get a bottle of wine or s/t
i could never be at the academy awards i like to make shitty remarks too much and someone would catch me on film
MERYL
“underexaggerated” is not a word
couldn’t have edited that out? huh?
p.s. go woody
sandra bullock attempts to squeeze some emotion out of her dying face to show that she is aware something exists outside of herself
WHO IS UPDATING WIKIPEDIA SO QUICKLY JESUS CHRIST
god YES they did it they did it they talked about WIENERS on the OSCARS
oh my god bridesmaids cast omg
yes
YES
i fucking hate reese witherspoon
WOODY ALLEN AIN’T AROUND BECAUSE HE AIN’T NEVER AROUND FOR NO OSCARS
awww kristen i was rooting for you
go woody, tho
the only time in my life i’d go up against woody allen
omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg kristen wiig pls
