December 2011
chubbyhairyandangry:
oxymoo replied to your post: oxymoo replied to your post: No wonder you’re…
Oh no I got that, but the whole ‘the only way you can tell you’re female thing’. Fuck off you’re more feminine than I am.
Oh who knows. Probably the whole not shaving thing ‘cause, you know, it’s not like every single person in the world has hair on their bodies. No that’s something reserved only...
important lesbian or ~celebrity chef~
the best way to get a job is to get an important lesbian to have a crush on you
i promise, it works
eatin mayonnaise
bustercille:
thatssufficientlyraven replied to your post: there’s this ghetto as hell chain down here in…
pollo troipical is so fuckin’ thug
my brother and i went there at around 1 AM in a BMW
some of the jokes made during our excursion are never to leave the car they’re that terrible
this is how i feel driving anywhere in my mercedes and paying in quarters
shutupjerry:
i hope the next house i live in has a mcdonald’s inside it
leisures:
ive never heard the song niggas in paris and thanks to you faggots i never want to
-kat, saying things ryan would say
leisures:
i hope julie andrews and meryl streep know that they are literally not allowed to ever die because they would upset way too many people
kind of sobbing thinking about this
robotlion asked: awww i'll stroke your hair while we watch tv.
looking up shit about msg and gluten and soy and shit
i’m going to eat right, motherfuckers
also i’m terrified soy is going to give me breast cancer
i’ve been eating so unhealthily and inconsistently lately
my body is really beating me up for this
:(
leisures-deactivated20120108-de asked: 'everyone close to me is now pregnant' just you and me kid *wind whistles through empty uterus*
What did you do in 2011 that you’d never done before? oh, wow.
serious relationship
dropped out of college
fell in love
had an abortion
joined a band
had sex with so many people i actually lost count
forgave myself
learned to love myself
ate sushi
got a job
Did you keep your new years’ resolutions, and will you make more for next year? I didn’t make any last year.
Did anyone...
a kinky survey
+ = good
/ = so so
- = no ty
Anal on Males [/]
Anal on Females [/]
Breasts [+]
Breast Expansion [-]
Weight Gain [-]
Bondage [-]
Clothing [-]
Leather [-]
Stockings [++++++]
Shoes/Boots [/]
Suit and Tie [++++++++++++++]
Muscle, Male [/]
Muscle, Female [-]
Cub/Shota [-]
Baby/Diaper [-]
Transformation [-]
Macro/Micro [-]
Impregnation [-]
Pregnancy [-]
Lactation [-]
Anal Vore...
leisures:
thatssufficientlyraven:
kat do you really have a boypal or do i have no reason to be jealous
HOW MANY FUCKING TIMES DO I NEED TO FUCKING SAY IT
I HAVE BEEN AT WORK AND NOT READING THE GRAND INTERNET TIMES EVENING EDITION, JESUS
kat do you really have a boypal or do i have no reason to be jealous
leisures:
i know i’m premenstrual when i find myself with a baby bump and im not pregnant
i had like three periods this month smh
i hate pictures of dogs and the only blogring i joined on xanga was about eating meat in protest of vegetarians so
looking at other peoples’ xmas hauls makes me realize i am the 1%
just me
i’m not a part of the 1%
i am the entire 1%
my favorite vlogger’s xmas swag
some clothes she can’t find
slippers she can’t find
U CHIC (which she pronounces “u chick”) a college girl’s guide to college
no higher honor (condoleezza rice’s memoirs)
she’s excited about the college book because she’s been stressing about college, and for condi’s book because “it’s...
im gonna eat candiez
sadboy15:
when u get so mad at someone just for existing and u wanna hit them and put them in a jar and keep hitting them in that jar forever RIGHT
no tolerance for people using “(sp?)”
FUCKING GOOGLE IT
i’m so fed up with her talking about how she doesn’t like all these foods - it’s probably because you’re eating processed gross dinners and no one knows how to cook your meat, boo
i totally commented on the video and told her to try sprout sandwiches with pesto
2 tags
if the pizza genie granted me three pizzas i’d pizza for more pizza
cashcrab:
Lady Gaga gets pregnant; fans say “aww” but are secretly disappointed and underwhelmed when she decides to name her daughter Nevaeh Hope
venusaurphobia:
“I can’t believe it’s not better!”
- me during the entire Harry Potter movie franchise
likebrightness:
I know that you hurt me real...
just saw someone compare maroon 5 fans to people who complain about onions on their food and won’t tip on a bill over $40
THE HONEST TRUTH
IT HAS ARRIVED
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brandnewswastikas:
Bill Gates didn’t become rich and famous because of his hard work ethic or his ingenuity, he made it to the top because his haters made him famous.
3 tags
B: I'm pretty sure you're hitting on me... ;)
me: I can't help it. Maybe. If it's unwelcome, I'll stop.
B: Well, I am single. And I heard you were single too...
me: Well yes, I believe I am.
B: I think it's ok, then.
me: Well, I think so too.
B: Is this wrong? Are we just giving in to base instinct?
me: I don't know. I don't want to get hurt. I know how I feel. We don't have to do anything, be anything. I'm happy just knowing you.
B: Let's not go back to that place. I like what we got right now. You dig?
me: Consider it dug.
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i now present to you a mix tape my dad made in the...
side A
pink floyd’s meddle
side B
black magic woman/santana
johnny b goode/chuck berry
turn, turn, turn/the byrds
i have to say i love you in a song/jim croce
lion sleeps tonight/the tokens
piano man/billy joel
my guy/the supremes
mind games/john lennon
so this is christmas/john lennon
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a friend of mine took my handprints and read my palm from them
here’s what she wrote down!
You possess wisdom well beyond what is expected for your age.
Unaware of ability in science and math
Integrity in your beliefs
Passion for varied experience
Strong energy and passion for life
WATER
Enthusiasm for life
Higher than normal level of energy to live life to the fullest
You will...
the pockets in this footie pj onesie (complete with hood and thumbholes in the sleeves) are perfect for
condoms
cigarettes
little bottles of vodka
capri suns
who wants to get really stoned with me and search youtube for “diarrhea”
boys who follow me on tumblr and would do me
like this post
come on, do it
i’d do you
my mom found my vibrator today and didn’t say a WORD
solidarity, mom. solidarity.
totally forgot how much i love that one pavement song
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the sexual tension between acewepeel and me is just insane
too bad he doesn’t realize it