February 2012
Watchacewepeel:
I don’t think I’ve ever seen Kristen Wiig crack up on air, especially like this.
Uh oh! I’m doing something called “breaking!”
cashcrab:
Bachelor’s degree in Writing with a concentration in Love On Her Arms
seventhbrother:
An excerpt from my journal when I was seventeen:
“I have to poop so bad. But I don’t want to poop at school. Probably cause I ate a lot this morning. I had blueberry muffin miniwheats. They’re so good. I wish I could be a chef, but I’m not very good at cooking. So maybe I could be a food critic, but you still have to have experience in food. I have to poop so bad! I think I see...
zonerd:
explosions-of-music:
Say Hi to Your Mom...
swollen off in distances. The embers, now, are under you, beaten down before the stars
oh these blog entries are fun, this is from last year when i got knocked up
that time sven and i got in a huge fight because i wanted to study judaism
awwww then we did a chorus line
this is around when i met hunter for the very first time and i was super fucked up and fell off that ledge and busted my arm and lost those designer sunglasses hahahahahahahah
then we made that one kid’s garage our stoner lounge and we all got high and sat around and listened to the doors and oh my god that time i had sex with that kid in the back seat of someone elses car when that kid was driving it
then my voice teacher died
oh this is fun this is when i started taking xanax
oh this was a weird time in my life
eeeeshshshh
oh and when chris dated that girl who had a daughter and we would get wasted at her house because she actually owned a fucking house and her best friend was this crazy stripper
those were fun times
oh wow, i was so slutty and so sad. this is so sad! this is a very sad, handwritten book
eeesh. this just got massively sad. when i finally admitted to my best friend that i was a survivor of sexual abuse. i was so scared. i just want to go back to myself when it happened and tell myself that it’s not my fault. i never would have had to go through all of that bullshit for those shitty years.
and then i dated a girl for a little bit and we broke up because i thought she was too old for me
har de har
and when i slept with anyone who was out there because i hated the guy i lost my virginity to so much
aww i just want to reach out and hug sixteen-year-old me because she was so sad and slutty
and that weird time two of my friends and i got naked and made out in my backyard and were going to have a threesome but we were too freaked out so we didn’t oh my GOD this was such a WEIRD YEAR being 16 was so weird
hahahaha when i dated that one stoner kid and never talked to him
once i ate seven ice cream sandwiches in a row
“who thought alcohol was a good idea?” i asked at 16
ha HA
hahahahahahaha and this other medication i was on gave me vertigo and i passed out and i was like “i totally passed out whatever then i watched annie hall it was good”
omg hhahahfdf
hahahahah the first time i went on a date with a girl
and this is when i lost all that weight because i couldn’t eat when i was on lexapro
oh my god this was all so shitty
“no more drugs, no more cigarettes, no more alcohol
Done done done.”
she said four years prior to becoming a raging alcoholic and before she ever had a problem with cocaine
and sven got so mad at me for getting stoned all the time and we weren’t friends anymore hahahahahahahahahah
and this is when i started getting stoned all the time and hung out with those weirdos from UT
then i got baker acted and they overmedicated me and i was on pills for like four years
this explains why i dont remember things
and then i talked to regina spektor on the phone
holy balls i honestly dont remember most of these things happening
oh and that’s when a friend of mine overdosed
wow my life sucked for awhile
“assuming his roommate isnt weird about that
or a rapist”
oh my god and when they cancelled our production of the laramie project
“jonah and i will be celebrating the week after my drug test by smoking with his gravity bong”
this is clearly the point in my life where i turned into the fine upstanding young lady i am today
oh my god this is so depressing, this is when two kids i grew up with were racing and crashed and killed a man down the street from where i live
oh my god i don’t like this anymore this isn’t fun anymore
oh my god and then i got that kitten and it died in my arms
holy shit this was literally the worst october of all time
like, i’ve gone literally insane maybe three times in my life and that time in my life is definitely what the future author of my wikipedia article will refer to as “her second nervous breakdown” o m g what a fucking mess
i was going to continue making fun of myself, but late 2006/early 2007 was actually a really unfortunate and shitty and weird time in my life and it was actually more depressing sad than pathetic sad sorry kids
livejournal
“So what if I’m in love with Tom Hanks? Wanna start something? Wanna take this offline?” 22 January 2006
“Have gone school supply crazy. Also have written many poems. Feel artsy. Hair is poofy.” 22 Jan 2006
“Weezer was on VH1 Classic about ten minutes ago, that made me happy.” 8 Jan 06
“Got bored about twenty minutes into the State of the Union...
oh holy shit, i forgot about this note because i lost it a few years ago but wow:
wow, that’s still the nicest thing anyone’s ever said to me. holy shit.
i want to find posts to make fun of but this point in my life was so ridiculously awful it’s actually proving to be quite difficult.
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