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nextyearsgirl:

dream-tater:

wow. wow
thanks for helping to make the silencing of ~unfun, prudish meanie-pants~ women even trendier than it already is
I am well past annoyed and actually very angry about this post

Jesus christ, get a hobby.

wow looks like someone has no idea that part of feminism is about RISING ABOVE GIRL HATE
ugh i second that, get a hobby for real

nextyearsgirl:

dream-tater:

wow. wow

thanks for helping to make the silencing of ~unfun, prudish meanie-pants~ women even trendier than it already is

I am well past annoyed and actually very angry about this post

Jesus christ, get a hobby.

wow looks like someone has no idea that part of feminism is about RISING ABOVE GIRL HATE

ugh i second that, get a hobby for real

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appropriately-inappropriate:

nextyearsgirl:

portraitsofboston:

“I am 99 years old. When I was in high school, I became the head photographer for a newspaper. Then I got my law degree, and I am still a practicing lawyer. In college I was working from 4 in the afternoon until 2 in the morning. Today you have these bums getting their degrees, and they owe $300,000 in loans which they have no intention of paying. Usually it’s the foreigners who make it. They work hard. The Americans are spoiled.”

Fuck this guy.

So I did the math.
This man was born in 1914, which means that he was FAR too young to be in WW1. Presuming he was in HS from ages 14-18, he was serving as a news photographer anywhere between 1928-1932. Start of the Great Depression, true, but the heyday of the uncredentialed employee—and as a teenager, he had no assets to lose in the crash, no dependents and no debt. He escaped the Depression precisely because he was unattached and young.
Then, he hits WW2 in 1941. He’d be 27, maybe a family now. If he goes, he obviously survives and thus qualifies for the GI Bill, receives education at cost. If not, he benefits from a wildly less competitive job race (what with most other young males in that age group being killed in the war) and a corporate system that relies upon character and not credentials.
He’s established in the 50s and 60s, avoids the nam draft because of his age. He avoids AIDs too.
He’s benefitted from a confluence of history that gave him a head start in an era when newspapers hired high school students instead of MAs in fine arts, and has the temerity to call us lazy.
Cool, grandpa, lets see you apply for a job in this job market. Don’t be lazy now.

appropriately-inappropriate:

nextyearsgirl:

portraitsofboston:

“I am 99 years old. When I was in high school, I became the head photographer for a newspaper. Then I got my law degree, and I am still a practicing lawyer. In college I was working from 4 in the afternoon until 2 in the morning. Today you have these bums getting their degrees, and they owe $300,000 in loans which they have no intention of paying. Usually it’s the foreigners who make it. They work hard. The Americans are spoiled.”

Fuck this guy.

So I did the math.

This man was born in 1914, which means that he was FAR too young to be in WW1. Presuming he was in HS from ages 14-18, he was serving as a news photographer anywhere between 1928-1932. Start of the Great Depression, true, but the heyday of the uncredentialed employee—and as a teenager, he had no assets to lose in the crash, no dependents and no debt. He escaped the Depression precisely because he was unattached and young.

Then, he hits WW2 in 1941. He’d be 27, maybe a family now. If he goes, he obviously survives and thus qualifies for the GI Bill, receives education at cost. If not, he benefits from a wildly less competitive job race (what with most other young males in that age group being killed in the war) and a corporate system that relies upon character and not credentials.

He’s established in the 50s and 60s, avoids the nam draft because of his age. He avoids AIDs too.

He’s benefitted from a confluence of history that gave him a head start in an era when newspapers hired high school students instead of MAs in fine arts, and has the temerity to call us lazy.

Cool, grandpa, lets see you apply for a job in this job market. Don’t be lazy now.

(via nextyearsgirl)

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wakaflockofseagulls asked: 19, 20

  • 19: What’s the most delicious food you’ve ever eaten in your life?
    at this restaurant where I used to work, the chef made a filet mignon with a mushroom cream sauce, sauteed spinach, and pomme frites. okay so i had a bite, JUST A BITE, of that steak with the sauce and it’s all i’ve ever thought about since. ever. in my whole life. also i had a really phenomenal mahi mahi with some slaw and a chili sauce that was just off the chain
  • 20: Margarine or butter? Which did you grow up with?
  • butter. grew up with butter. margarine… confuses me. 

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The best asks, ever.

  • 1: What eye color do you find sexiest?
  • 2: White, milk, or dark chocolate mocha?
  • 3: If you could get a Sharpie tattoo on your back, what would it be?
  • 4: Did you grow up in a small or big town? Did you like it?
  • 5: Your favorite adult as a child? (and not your parents, if they were your favorite)
  • 6: What kind of smoothie sounds really good right now?
  • 7: Most embarrassing moment from your elementary school years?
  • 8: Most embarrassing moment from your middle school years?
  • 9: Most embarrassing moment from your high school years?
  • 10: Pirates or ninjas? Why?
  • 11: Have you ever climbed a tree more than twenty feet off the ground?
  • 12: Did you like swinging as a child? Do you still get excited when you see a swing set?
  • 13: If you could have any pet in the world, illegal or not, what would you get?
  • 14: What's your most favorite part of your body?
  • 15: What's your most favorite part of your personality?
  • 16: Madonna or Lady Gaga? Neither? Both? Who cares?
  • 17: Have you ever watched the Superbowl all the way through?
  • 18: Have you ever watched any major sporting event drunk?
  • 19: What's the most delicious food you've ever eaten in your life?
  • 20: Margarine or butter? Which did you grow up with?
  • 21: Whole, skim, 1%, or 2% milk? (Did you know they make 1 1/2% milk?)
  • 22: Which continents have you been on?
  • 23: Do you get motion sickness? Any horror stories?
  • 24: Backpacks or satchels?
  • 25: Would you wear a rainbow jacket? A neon yellow sweater? Checkered pants?
  • 26: What was your favorite cartoon growing up?
  • 27: If you had to have a cow or a pig, which would you take? Why?
  • 28: If you had to look at one city skyline for the rest of your life, which would it be?
  • 29: Longest plane ride you've ever been on?
  • 30: The latest you've ever slept?
  • 31: Would you buy a sweater covered in kitten pictures? Would you wear it if someone gave it you for free?
  • 32: Do you pick at scabs?
  • 33: Favorite kind of bean? Kidney? Black? Pinto?
  • 34: How far can you throw a baseball?
  • 35: If you had to move to another country, where would you move?
  • 36: Have you ever eaten Ethiopian food? Vietnamese? Korean? Nepalese? How was it?
  • 37: Small, liberal arts school or public university? Why?
  • 38: A relationship with love or one with sex?
  • 39: Do you eat enough vegetables?
  • 40: Do you like horror movies? How about thrillers?
  • 41: Would you scratch a crotch itch in public?
  • 42: Do you swear in front of your parents?
  • 43: Coolest thing you've ever been for Halloween?
  • 44: If you could change your natural hair color, would you? To what?
  • 45: Do you want to get married? Have kids?
  • 46: Do you use a reusable water bottle? If not, you should.
  • 47: City or nature person?
  • 48: Have you ever used something other than "makeup" as makeup? (Like paint? Markers?)
  • 49: Can you walk well in high heels? Even if you're a guy?
  • 50: Post 5 awesome things about yourself. BRAG AWAY!
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brandnewswastikas:

A mosquito bit my eardrum and now every song I listen to sounds like a middle school church band covering “Dude (Looks Like A Lady)” by Aerosmith, but they changed the words to “Dude looks like a savior.” 

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websites that allow you to make comments without registering and using your facebook account make it way too easy for me to get in fights online

it’s the website’s fault, you guys. it clearly put itself in that situation though

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kyary:

“this world is fucked up” the white teenage boy says

not because of the constant discrimination of minorities all over the world but because nicki minaj has reached number one

this

so 

much

fucking

idiot

white

boys

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nextyearsgirl:

will-graham-i-am:

dignified-and-old:

nevver:

Best Dad Ever

Guys like this are some of my least favorite people in the world

Best Dad Ever aka just another violent bro giddy at the prospect of hurting someone for stealing his property

I’m not a conquest or your fucking princess because I’m property :)))

sorry homegirl but i don’t belong to you and i sure ain’t your princess

nextyearsgirl:

will-graham-i-am:

dignified-and-old:

nevver:

Best Dad Ever

Guys like this are some of my least favorite people in the world

Best Dad Ever aka just another violent bro giddy at the prospect of hurting someone for stealing his property

I’m not a conquest or your fucking princess because I’m property :)))

sorry homegirl but i don’t belong to you and i sure ain’t your princess

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deathpup:

shrexything:

babyferaligator:

oomshi:

is masturbating while smoking weed called masturblazing 

no its called highjacking

guys no it’s weedwhacking

no its called dissapointing ur mother

(via thisgingerisrad)

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the jokes write themselves

(Source: bitchsandwich)

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